2017 Posts

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Short funny golf jokes - one liners !

Posted By: Administrator Published: 06/21/2017 Times Read: 224 Comments 0

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied.

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20 Golfing Laws

Posted By: Administrator Published: 05/23/2017 Times Read: 258 Comments 0

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

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Excuses that you can tell when you have played a bad shot

Posted By: Administrator Published: 05/14/2017 Times Read: 248 Comments 0

A fly landed on my ball right when I hit.
A squirrel picked up my ball and put it in the bunker.
A squirrel pushed my ball into the trap, the good-for-nothing wannabe rats.
After that last shot, I'm just too embarrassed to try and hit the ball.
All the golf schools I liked were too expensive - so I self-taught.
Before the sex change, I was allowed to hit from the red tee. Its just too difficult to score now.
Bermuda grass sucks. My club keeps getting stuck.

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Ground in Flight Outdistancing Ball in Play

Posted By: Administrator Published: 06/21/2017 Times Read: 183 Comments 0

If a divot taken at the time a ball is struck comes to rest at a point nearer to the hole than the lie ultimately occupied by the ball itself,

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It really is a love hate relationship.

Posted By: Administrator Published: 04/15/2017 Times Read: 236 Comments 0

I know that I am not the only one who has a love hate relationship with the game of golf, so here is an article explaining that relationship. Enjoy, fellow golfers!

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If I could not bring myself to golf, I had to bring golf to me.

Posted By: Administrator Published: 03/06/2017 Times Read: 236 Comments 0

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