2017 Posts
Short funny golf jokes - one liners !
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied.
20 Golfing Laws
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
Excuses that you can tell when you have played a bad shot
A fly landed on my ball right when I hit. A squirrel picked up my ball and put it in the bunker.
Ground in Flight Outdistancing Ball in Play
If a divot taken at the time a ball is struck comes to rest at a point nearer to the hole than the lie ultimately occupied by the ball itself,
If I could not bring myself to golf, I had to bring golf to me.
Though, golf was simply more than a game to me, it's my escape from life's realities like studies. Let's face it., we have all had moments in our lives where we wished that the stress would simply go away.