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Adjustment of Lie Prior to Bold Play



If a player declares his intention to hit his ball between, through, around, or over any obstructing objects, he is entitled,

Administrative Adjustment of Scores



In order to allow for occasional imprecise recollections of strokes taken on a hole and to obviate the need for tedious recapitulations of play,

Humourous Golf Quotes



Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

Real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole.

Humourous Golf Quotes - Bobby Jones



Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears.

Humourous Golf Quotes - Lee Trevino



When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

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